What shocks me about an electron in a Penning trap is...

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I saw this the other night and laughed fairly hard. It was inserted directly into the middle of an interview, which was proceeding not unnormally up to this point. I wish people really talked this way. I also wish I could find the article it is from.

Seconds later, this happened.

Update: Some goons took down the YouTube video but it is still available here.

Update II: I think that previous update no longer works. Now it is here.

Update II.V: As of Jan 2010 the only place I can find it is here.

Update III: The link in update II may still work, but either way, here is the transcript, courtesy of mettadata.

Jim Carrey: I was just reading this incredible paper on the stochastic phase-shifting of the parametrically-driven electron in a Penning trap; and apparently, a bistability arises dynamically in the specific parametrically-driven systems, because the phase of the electron’s steady-state oscillation can either have the two values separated by .

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Conan O’Brien: You know, it’s funny, what shocks me about an electron in a Penning trap is that most amplitude collapses are accompanied by a phase flip. Given that the rate of escape from the trap depends exponentially on an activation energy as the diffusion constant approaches and approaches .

JC: Absolutely. No question there.

Max Weinberg: I don’t know about that, Conan. Have you considered that the parametric driving force excites a nearly-resonant electron oscillation at the drive frequency, ? It’s a classic example of the period-doubling that occurs when a linear oscillator is strongly driven.

JC: Max. Did you just say that ?

MW: Yeah.

CB: (Laughs). It’s actually ! Wow, Max. Max, you know nothing about quantum physics!

MW: You’re right.