March 1, 2005

yes, apparently that's how it works

a few weeks ago at a party i spotted a friend of mine (who happens to prefer the company of men) wearing a shirt that said "recruiter" across the front in rainbow-striped capitals. the following conversation ensued:

"outstanding shirt. very ironic."

"thanks. a friend of mine has another one. we've abducted kids taking tours of the college."

"do you ever have the impulse to put it on and hang around middle schools while the parents are picking up their kids? that would be, like, twice as ironic."

"yeah, i guess, but i don't think it would have would the desired effect"