750 Shaqs to a mile

How often have you been forced to laboriously crank out the Can of Soda:African Elephant weight ratio by hand. Too often according to Weird Converter. Finally, a web interface that can tell us how many Human Eyeballs make up one Tom Cruise. Useful for his housemaid I'm sure, since he consumes hundreds each year and she has to know how many to buy. Now I'll know how many quarters to get for my life-sized Polar Bear replica. My only complaints, why no Smoots? And converting things into "football field" lengths is fairly redundant since everyone feels the incessant need to do that anyway.