Chuck Norris is such a dick that when someone writes a book about him he sues them

In my efforts to brag about this as much as possible, one of the students I had in intro physics lab last semester is the guy who invented Chuck Norris Facts. And in answer to your next two questions-- 'yes,' and 'seriously.' Now it seems that Norris is suing for "unauthorized use of his name, image, or likeness" one of the people most responsible for his resurgence in the popular imagination. Wacked out columns on worldnetdaily are not the way back to the top my friend-- stick with letting people say of you "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live." That is a theory intelligent design that I could get behind! At least if he wasn't being such a jerk and right-wing nutjob.