Topography of Ignorance

so i got a parking ticket from the college yesterday. i was there for 5 minutes and when i got back to my car the bastard was leaving it on the eagle. they are only allowed to do this if you're been parked for more than 15 minutes, so naturally, i wasn't ok with it. i went down to the parking office and started filling out an appeal, and then noticed that on the ticket they had gotten my license plate number wrong. that is when i had this exchange,

me: this isn't my license plate number, can you really make me pay this?
secretary: [taking out a pad of paper] what's your real number?
me: i'm not telling you that now!